If browsers were women

[Mailno]

Firefox


If you meet Firefox, it's all you can think about. She just puts to much stuff in your memory! Even though she may drive you crazy, men find it hard to dump Mrs. Firefox. It's not because of herself, it's more because of the stuff she gets from that huge bunch of her admirers. All those gadgets you can use anytime while dating her makes your life so much easier. Oh, if only other women were so open for gifts ...
Opera


Slim, sexy and tough, she'll be just for you if you're into that kind of women. She's really good in the bedroom, you'll enjoy her performance. She won't let you inside though, so full satisfaction is not guaranteed.
Safari


She's a hottie. You feel really cool being with her. However there's something you might find frustrating about her. She brings her iFriends with her without asking you when you invite her home.
Internet Explorer


For most, she's the first woman they tried. She's really easy, but can get you infected.

[crazyleaf]

Cool

[zumojuice]

makes sense that firefox is blonde...

[tommylogic]

I shared FireFox with my friends.. she's got some amazing gadgets.. and she's easy.

[smydesigner]

boys boys :)

for the flip side - If this were men then all that can be said is... You will always have to update :)

[zumojuice]

mmmm firefox is normally like ' Firefox has an update, this means you can either have everything lost now, or later when you least expect it. Mozilla would like to remind you that Firefox is still a wild animal, and sometimes wants to go look in bins for scraps. "