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    The Husband Store


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    A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman
    may go to choose a husband from among many men. The
    store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive
    attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

    There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
    choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
    back down except to exit the building.

    So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
    The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
    than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

    So up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
    The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
    further up?" And up she goes again.

    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
    looking. "Hmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

    The fourth floor sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking
    and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very
    tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up
    another flight.

    The fifth floor sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking,
    help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy
    me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to
    the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You a re visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
    men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
    impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and
    have a nice day
    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

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    I saw that coming!

    Well, that's basically the thinking but it doesn't necessarily true, heh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d3niss3 View Post
    ...but it doesn't necessarily true, heh.
    It is

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    Quote Originally Posted by PR Design View Post
    It is
    LOL! I knew somebody won't agree!
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    Quote Originally Posted by d3niss3 View Post
    LOL! I knew somebody won't agree!
    Yeah, sorry to do that - but it's certainly what I've found so far!

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    Well...not all women are impossible to please.
    Their are some who's contended and very much happy of their boyfriend.

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    Yeah they're called "liars".

    No I'm just kidding, was a funny little story though

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    you forgot 'nice car'...

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