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    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors the boat and settles in to read her book.
    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies, thinking it rather obvious.
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day, ma'am," says the warden as he motors away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leah-Q View Post
    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors the boat and settles in to read her book.
    Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    "Reading a book," she replies, thinking it rather obvious.
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day, ma'am," says the warden as he motors away.
    haha...very hilarious....

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