Any way to make PHP suck less?

[Scriptage]

Does anybody know of a way to make PHP useful? I've looked at Zend and it seems like using a rake to scratch an itch. Does anybody know of a framework that gives PHP a uniform style for function names etc so it actually feels like it's been written by an adult?

[thebluefox]

CodeIgnitor, CakePHP.

Alternatively, google.com ;)

[Scriptage]

CodeIgniter is like Zend though, you need a million files to do a simple application. I have searched Google thanks but as seen as I don't use PHP I thought I'd try and get the opinion of people that do.