I have found the Perfect Computer

[tommylogic]

THought you might enjoy this:

FINALLY, after going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems... I have fixed my computer... and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!

The New Windows version has some odd "features":

• Other drinkers can sneak in the back of the computer and steal your beer, or worse yet, pollute it.
• Every week you need to put in a new widget to reduce the number of beer thefts.
• When a new beer comes out, you have to install new software.
• Sometimes the beer will stop coming out, and then turn bright blue. You can fix this by picking the machine up, pulling on the tap, and rotating the keg (all at the same time).
• Only one person can use the keg at any given time.
• If you want a second glass, the machine will ask you, "are you sure?"

***On the other hand, the Macintosh version works perfectly all the time, but can only dispense about 5% of the available brands of beer.

Home Edition: || Server Edition: || ... and the new Mac:

[ianm]

i like the third one, the first two look a bit tacky ;)

[Web Design Geek]

I quite like the becks one

[docsharp]

Funnnnny

[Kira-Dee]

Love them i couldn't stop laughing when i first looked or should i say evertime i look at them

[brokendalek]

Put them in the boozer where they belong!!

[Miss Leona]

Something every office space needs