Heather Mills...

[Andy1982]

I just heard her comments outside court after the divorce settlement with Paul Macartney. What a pompous little b1itch... She's a nutter!

[Toon]

There's something a little sexy about her looniness!

[Andy1982]

You mean her apparent kinkyness due to her stump?

"Her stump, her stump, her loverly lady stump..."

[zumojuice]

this is just wrong.

[blueocto]

Its so wrong, its funny! lol

I think she's an embarassment to the Geordies!

[Toon]

I'd feel her stump for a few mill

[Diablos]

as in millimeters? I thought you would be getting more excited than that Toon...

Additional: She is a f-ing waste of space, I hate her.

[tommylogic]

I hear if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

She's running around in circles, according to a close friend...
She will need all the support she can get. It's not like it's easy to walk out on a relationship like this.

After her outburst on UK TV, a medical spokesperson said that she was "clearly unbalanced"

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather

[Toon]

Originally Posted by Diablos

as in millimeters? I thought you would be getting more excited than that Toon...

Additional: She is a f-ing waste of space, I hate her.

Agreed, but Paul is the most boring dude alive, he's only said like 6 words since 1973

[PR Design]

She said something like "I have managed to secure a future for myself and my child(ren)."

Erm, how about a job?!