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24-02-2008, 07:43 PM
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'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton
tudents at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... cost - $29.99 Clinton:.... cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose, their? forbidden? love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:..... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:..... Let's not go there. Titanic:...... Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton:.... Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:...... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:..... Monica....ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
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25-02-2008, 11:39 AM
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 love it
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