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Old 22-11-2007, 11:17 AM
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'


She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'


She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.


The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.


She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'


She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

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Old 22-11-2007, 12:23 PM
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hehe




suggestive new avatar btw kelly ;)
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Old 22-11-2007, 03:55 PM
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Old 22-11-2007, 04:33 PM
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This reminded me of something from my own experience.
Just took these photos 2 minutes ago.
These things have been on footpaths in Ireland for as long as i remember. It took me ages to realise what "2rd" meant.


I blame the crappy font.
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Old 23-11-2007, 08:23 PM
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nice one! i knew it's coming... lol
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