What women say that really annoy you

[james dean]

Eg....."Where are you going?" "Where are you going?" That's probably more a girlfriend thing.

"I'm/it's fine" when clearly they aren't/it isn't.

I hate it here.

[brokendalek]

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved
up his backside.

[strev]

thats good and uncannily accurate.

[Harry]

Hahaha nice one Alison.

[d3niss3]

hahaha i myself laugh with those stuffs ^^^.

hmm.. some maybe true but some are not! heh

you just have to understand us girls! :larf:

[strev]

hahaha i myself laugh with those stuffs ^^^.

hmm.. some maybe true but some are not! heh

you just have to understand us girls! :larf:

... at least we have that list to refer to! ; )

[maryannsms]

I would say that some are true but other aren't.
Girls do really need to be understood.

[FredRogers]

I would say that some are true but other aren't.
Girls do really need to be understood.

How true, and yet so unfair to us men who are fairly straight forward :P I don't even pretend to understand women i just take it one at a time and try not to **** up to badly :P Whats the saying, "how does and bird and a fish live together ? In house by the sea" err something like that...makes sense to me :P