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Old 24-08-2007, 01:06 PM
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1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.

5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning.

7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area.

8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba.

9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.

11. Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.

12. Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.
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Old 24-08-2007, 01:54 PM
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7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area.
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Old 24-08-2007, 07:55 PM
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10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.


so true...
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Old 24-08-2007, 07:58 PM
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Like the 90 minutes of a wednesday match!
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Like the 90 minutes of a wednesday match!
If only it could...
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Old 24-08-2007, 08:02 PM
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sorry couldn't help it
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Old 24-08-2007, 08:13 PM
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I just got bared from weetherspoons but it weasn't my fault?
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I just got bared from weetherspoons but it weasn't my fault?
Fcuk 'em - who needs Weatherspoons anyway???
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Old 24-08-2007, 08:15 PM
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you what aer you doing here it's late you should be at work
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Old 24-08-2007, 08:19 PM
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maybe those warnings are true?
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