Don't Talk to Me

[Toon]

"The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person next to you can see it), and hit this link."

[boomstation]

Class. :-)

[Kira-Dee]

I'll remember that one

[Kelly Creative]

[ianm]

lol - most likely you'll end up chatting to the police about it, but worth the look on their face i bet :)

[crazyleaf]

Good one

[mickhawkes]

Hang on I've just seen a Parashute

[Arkady]

Those kinds of gags could leave talking to the nice guys with black shiny tubes, when you get down.

[maritsaki]

...and while it's doing that you look at him with a big smirk... and then point your fingers as if you were shooting a gun and go psh! :detective:

(...and then before you know it, you'll be locked up behind bars...)

[Zaoris]

Hehe, good one. I wouldn't really try that for myself.