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07-08-2007, 09:10 PM
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Your Momma.......jokes!
I'm stuck on the saying "your mom", do to the fact that a friend of mine thought it would be funny to make me believe for the past 5 years that his mom was dead. Everytime I would joke about his mom ( I'm very forgetful when it comes to a round of friends dissin on eachother ) and he would be like my mom's dead dick. Well that would always kinda damper the mood. So I asked his best friend/roommate if his mom was really dead, ( We don't get to see each other that much cuz he was serving in the army so i didn't really know if she was or not ) but he thought it was funny to tell me that yea dude his mom is really dead. A week latter I go to vistit again and I'm like dude i gotta stop dissin on your mom. he's like "why?". i said "cuz she's dead." He starts laughing and bust out and can't stop laughing. i'm standing there looking retarded not know what's going on. I'm like what's so funny. tim says "Dude my mom's not dead, i was F*#@in with you all this time". So now I like to make fun of his "DEAD MOTHER" but there's only so many mom jokes. So I need you to post all of your mom jokes below and just make sure to add "dead" in from of it!
Dead Mother Jokes post below::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::
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07-08-2007, 09:11 PM
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Your mother would be ashamed of you!
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"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right?"
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07-08-2007, 09:13 PM
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LOL, actually I have a very cool mom and she would joke right along with us!
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Dechamp Favorite Quote: "YOUR Shizzitt IS WEEK! WIZZZEEEKKK!" (via the movie gradmas boy) De Champ of Designs www.DeChampDesigns.com
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07-08-2007, 09:14 PM
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That's ok then....
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
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"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right?"
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07-08-2007, 09:20 PM
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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07-08-2007, 09:24 PM
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Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
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"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right?"
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07-08-2007, 09:31 PM
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lol, Two new ones I haven't heard before, I like i like. More please!!!
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Dechamp Favorite Quote: "YOUR Shizzitt IS WEEK! WIZZZEEEKKK!" (via the movie gradmas boy) De Champ of Designs www.DeChampDesigns.com
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07-08-2007, 09:32 PM
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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07-08-2007, 09:41 PM
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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