Duck comes back from dead, again

[Toon]

A duck which survived being shot before spending two days in a refrigerator has now overcome major surgery - despite briefly dying on the operating table.

Florida vets working to repair the gunshot damage to Perky's wing panicked when the duck's heart "flatlined".

But they managed to resuscitate the bird, who shot to fame when she was found alive in the hunter's fridge two days after being shot.

Perky now has a pin in her wing, but is expected to make a good recovery.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6309159.stm

[boomstation]

Why, with a digested news source like you toon, we need go nowhere else... ;-)

[Toon]

That's the plan to keep you all here.

[Toon]

Who cares about international terrorism when you've got ducks that come back from the dead?

[boomstation]

See, what'll happen is it'll turn out to be an extremist duck and all these efforts have been in vain as it self detonates and destroys the surrounding sanctuary, . Then it's REAL news.