Mr Not So F'in Bright

[Toon]

Dear Friend,
I am Mr. bright .I work with Standard Trust
Bank Plc (UBA). Was I head the credit and accounts
department? I am writing with respect to a customer
named Mr. Peter Blyth. who maintained a current in
my bank with current account number AL/CMTB/9977450.
Mr. Peter had a credit balance of £31.4 Million
British Pounds, before he died unfortunately in a
ghastly auto crash.
Mr. Peter operated this bank account without him
giving information about his? Next of Kin? / Heir and
all attempts to trace his family members since his
death has failed. It is with respect to the above that
I am contacting you this transaction which is
confidential will take this form. I will enter your
name into our database and the account opening
documents of Mr. Peter Blyth.. Once I get your consent
to begin the transaction.

I will then give you all the necessary information to
enable you claim the funds as the late customer
Next of Kin? You may need to come down to my country
to sign the necessary documents like fund release
order etc.
However if for any good reason you cannot make the
trip, you may nominate an attorney who will represent
you at my Bank. If you decide to use an attorney, then
the attorney on getting the necessary information from
you will apply legally through a deposed Affidavit.
The attorney will also need to present a letter of
administration before the funds will be wired to any
bank of your choice.
For your assistance with regards to the above stated
transaction between you and me, you will keep 30% of
the total sum of money as your share while you will
make 60% available to me on demand. The balance of 10%
will be set aside to offset any expenses incurred and
incidental to the above transaction e.g. (Taxes etc).
Any balance from the 10% set aside to offset expenses
will be shared equally between us.
Upon the acknowledgement of this mail, more
information will be given to you as regards the
transaction.
Thank you in advance as I wait for your favorable
reply.
Sincerely,
Contact me with my email........

OH AYE! full of them tricks!! hahaha

[maritsaki]

:gun_bandana: I hate those e-mails I had one nearly every day for a while...

Did anyone watch fonejacker last night? It was soooo funny!

I hate it when they call me with so called offers I have won and things, people dont seem to buy it thank goodness, but I guess it'll be a good way to raise some awareness of these things...

[Toon]

I missed that fonejacker and I really wanted to see it

[Kira-Dee]

It was on channel 4 love, you might be able to get it on either replay or 4OD i'll have a look for you later

[Carrotnapper]

is there english getting worst?? bl**dy spammers

[Kelly Creative]

For all the poeple that ignoe those emails it only takes a few to fall for it and you're in the money

[Andy1982]

The Nigerians are at it again...

Originally Posted by Andy1982

The Nigerians are at it again...

careful!! dangerous terratory!