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Old 31-05-2007, 11:03 AM
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Police in Ontario are looking for a man who has been asking women in the street to kick him in the groin.

Three women reported similar incidents to police over the past two months, and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle.

None of the women reported injuries.

'That kind of behaviour tends to be a precursor to sexual assault. That's what we're trying to determine,' said Sgt Cate Welsh, revealing the unexpected information that this crime is common enough to tend to do anything.

My question is - how do you receive a kick in the groin whilst astride a bicycle?
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Old 31-05-2007, 11:05 AM
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More to the point why doesn't he just ride the bike downhill and slam on the brakes much more effective than a kick and I would assume not an offence.
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Old 31-05-2007, 11:05 AM
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Good point. Bikes don't prosecute.
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Old 31-05-2007, 11:13 AM
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In the Metro:

Police in Ontario are looking for a man who has been asking women in the street to kick him in the groin.

Three women reported similar incidents to police over the past two months, and two of the women reported the suspect was on a bicycle.

None of the women reported injuries.

'That kind of behaviour tends to be a precursor to sexual assault. That's what we're trying to determine,' said Sgt Cate Welsh, revealing the unexpected information that this crime is common enough to tend to do anything.

My question is - how do you receive a kick in the groin whilst astride a bicycle?
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Old 31-05-2007, 11:21 AM
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are you asking for my thoughts on how you receive a kick in the groin whilst on a bike or would you like to kick me in my b@lls Kelly???
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Old 31-05-2007, 11:24 AM
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I meant is it you, have they let you out again on your bike?
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Old 31-05-2007, 11:29 AM
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No not me, can't think of anything worse to be honest...

unless the guy has a really bad tooth ache and a kick in the knackers would definitely make you forget about your tooth???
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I meant is it you, have they let you out again on your bike?
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Old 31-05-2007, 11:44 AM
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That's class I feel another long and silly thread coming up that has little or nothing to do with the original post.
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