Police hunt groin nutter

[Toon]

Who needs profanity when you've got the royals?

[strev]

...and stripteuses' "throne" is the seat of her power

[Laura Lynne]

Funny I read groin nutter and thought head butting of groins not kicking. YOu live and learn

[stripteuse]

Yeh, thats a good point, I should have written 'weirdo' instead. Unless of course he's Glaswegian, in which case he probably would like his nuts nutted.

Some more Prince Philip-isms:

When addressing an AIDS awareness program, he remarked, "Look before you leap"

Upon presenting a Duke of Edinburgh Award to a student, when informed that the young man was going to help out in Romania for six months, he asked if the student was going to help the Romanian orphans; upon being informed he was not, he said words to the effect of "Good, they [the Romanians] breed orphans over there."

"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it"

"If you travel as much as we do you appreciate how much more comfortable aircraft have become. Unless you travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly"

"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation"

And my personal favourite..."Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?"

[Toon]

"If you travel as much as we do you appreciate how much more comfortable aircraft have become. Unless you travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly"

[Toon]

Enjoy

[stripteuse]

Apparently I scored 9 out of a possible 9 and may be related

Oh dear lol

[El Peligroso]

Seven out of nine for me, B+ must try harder i think

[mick young]

You scored 4 out of a possible 9
You have a good grasp of princely principles.