Teen Sentenced for Semen Salad Dressing

[Toon]

A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria.

DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.

Sheen called the prank "beyond stupid.""If you prove to me you're worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you," Sheen said.

Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch.

Teen Sentenced for Semen Salad Dressing

[stripteuse]

Oh. My. God.

That never happened at my school...then again it was all girls.

[Toon]

St. Trinnean's?

[stripteuse]

lol not far off - we had little hats and everything!

[James Jones]

Pics?

[tommylogic]

Originally Posted by James Jones

Pics?

easy guys.. :chris:

yeah we had a kid with some sort of mushroom in our school cafeteria.. in the teacher's salad bar no less..
I honestly didn't see what all the fuss was about, most of the teachers were just laughing and laughing about it..

[stripteuse]

we used to sneak vodka in using our water bottles. got to the point where the teachers started taste testing

[Toon]