Obligatory post York Thread

[Harry]

More wrecked than you after London.

[Whitley Journalism]

Hahahahaha

[Harry]

I know, he was that bad!

[MeganS]

which one is Carl

[Harry]

Thissun:

[Whitley Journalism]

I was amazed how it went to my head so quick lol. Was he worse than you at Nat's party when you were touching your toes for that gay guy?

[Harry]

Mate, you weren't even there…

[Whitley Journalism]

I know but you, and a few others, told me about it, so what does not being there have to do with it?
Canny take it back Terry?

[Toon]

I know, he was that bad!

I have a new fave line!

(Via Phone)

Toon: Where the f*ck have you gone

Harry: Outside

Toon: No you're not because I'm outside

Harry: Can you see the unconscious girl the ambulance men are wheeling out?

Toon: Yeah she's just going past now

Harry: Here I am (waves)

Toon: Oh Yeah, (waves back not caring about the half dead girl going past)

[Harry]

You didn't care about anything during that phone call. The next half went:

Harry: Well come on over, me and Suze have managed to get everyone seats.

Toon: I've got your f*cking pint, I'm moving nowhere.

Harry: But mate, we've managed to save enough seats for everyone.

Toon: Come over here, I'm not moving.

Harry: (gives in and leaves the seats to stand against a wall with Toon, the stubborn…)