Guts and Balls

[Kelly Creative]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.

[brokendalek]

Thanks for clarifying that Kelly!

[mickhawkes]

Hmmm !
A couple of interesting tips there, must jot them down

[Starscream]

*pencils them into a book* thanks kelly..

[Andy1982]

You forgot to add to the 'Balls' definition that she is holding a nut cracker...

[Kelly Creative]

my dad used to say guts is an ant sliding down a razor blade using his balls as a brake.

[petra]

lol