10 things to never divulge on a first date

[El Peligroso]

Sumptuous food and a delectable bottle of wine. She looks great in her little black dress. You haven't sweat through your suit jacket yet. All in all, things are going pretty damn well. In fact, this is the best first date you've had in recent memory.

As the evening progresses, you begin to feel more at ease with her. She tells you some interesting personal info, and you find yourself compelled to respond in kind. You tell her about your first goal in the under elevens football team. You tell her about your brothers and sisters, your favourite meals, movies, and music. But then you bought up how your ex hated drum and bass music, how she refused to listen to it, and that you two fought constantly about it.

Other than that, Date #1 went incredibly well. But — and this is a big but — you freaked her out with the ex talk. All of which means you're probably not getting to Date #2.

When the vibe is right, there's no doubt it can be difficult to keep from blurting out some embarrassing incident or disclosing some personal quirk. And while some events or idiosyncrasies are kind of cute and endearing, there are certain things that, for the time being, are best left unsaid.

1. Do not tell her how many girls you’ve slept with! Whether the number is one, 11 or 111, this is information that should be saved for a later time. A much later time.

2. Do not tell her about the time you got arrested for indecent exposure!
Hold off all discussions of your criminal record until at least Date #3.

3. Do not tell her about the time you watched television for 72 hours straight!
She'll probably find out about your couch potato-ness soon enough.

4. Do not tell her about the time you snogged your sexy third cousin!
Ok, the cousin might not have been a blood relation, but your date will nonetheless find the whole thing extremely gross.

5. Do not tell her your Area 51 theories!
Also, it'd probably be best to not mention your obsession with the Kennedy assassination.

6. Do not tell her she looks good enough to eat!
That line stinks on so many levels.

7. Do not tell her your salary!
Talking about money too early is a lose/lose proposition.

8. Do not tell her about your porn stash!
Self-explanatory.

9. Do not tell her about your college trip to Amsterdam!
Also self-explanatory.

10. Do not tell her about your imaginary friend!
Cute when you're five, scary when you're 31.

[Kelly Creative]

Don't take your mam!

[Pretty Little Nobody]

Dont bore her to death with talk about computer games and/or rollercoasters

(yes i sat through 3 hours of talk about those two subjects yawn!)

[prewe]

rollercoasters? that's a good one really. will give it a go

[hit-squad]

you have elephant balls

[brokendalek]

Or that you haven't done your bikini line for months

[crazyleaf]

Originally Posted by prewe

rollercoasters? that's a good one really. will give it a go

Agree. This can be worked with .. :D