Worlds Best Limericks

[Kelly]

There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.

[Toon]

There was a young lady from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
within an hour
her tits were in flower
and her arse was all covered in weeds

[Mailno]

There once were two lasses from birmingham
i knew a wild story concerning 'em
they lifted the frock
and diddled the cock
of the bishop engaged in confirming 'em

now the bishop was nobody's fool,
he'd been to a fine public school
he lowered his britches
and screwed both those bitches
with his twelve-inch episcopal tool.

But even that didn't startle these two,
why they laughed as the bishop withdrew,
and said "the vicar is quicker
and thicker and slicker
and 3 inches longer than you!"

[Kelly]

There once was a man from Bonaire,
who was doing his wife on the stair,
when the banister broke,
he doubled his stroke,
and finished her off in midair.