Traffic Accident Reports On Insurance Claims

[Toon]

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Traffic Accident Reports On Insurance Claims

• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
• Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
• In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
• I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
• As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

[Sammii]

These are pretty old but I loved reading them again. Laughing long and hard at this one.=

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

[lolly]

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.