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Old 07-03-2007, 08:36 AM
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Put about 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation...


If they are counting the bricks -Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them - Put them in auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks - Put them in engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order - Put them in planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other - Put them in construction.
If they are sleeping - Put them in reception
If they have broken the bricks into pieces - Put them in IT.
If they are sitting idle - Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved - Put them in sales.
If they have already left for the day - Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the window - Put them on strategic planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved -
Congratulate them and put them in management !!!
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Old 07-03-2007, 10:51 AM
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Lol I love that
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Old 30-01-2008, 04:18 PM
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Nice!
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Sounds like HM Revenue and Customs! haha
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Old 31-01-2008, 12:38 PM
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If you can't get back in the room, because they have piled all the bricks up in front of the door; put them in Strategic planning -- eventually.
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