Great One Line Quotes...

[Acuity]

If ignorance is bliss...that explains my misery

Its all the same like tears in the falling rain

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[Toon]

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.

Always recommend Microsoft Windows to your competition.

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. The answer is no.

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Avoid cliches like the plague.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence?

[...Gav]

Just because your winning dont mean your the lucky one

W.Axl Rose - Guns n Roses Use Your Illusions II

[d3niss3]

Some nice quotes from Abraham Lincoln :

• Don't worry when you are not recognized, but strive to be worthy of recognition.

• Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.

• Everybody likes a compliment.

[tommylogic]

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S. Thompson

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Originally Posted by tommylogic

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S. Thompson

that's excellent, that dude is cool

[Arkady]

Lady Docker referring to Winston Churchill: "If the right honourable gentleman opposite were my husband, I would put poison in his tea."

Winston Churchill: "And if the right honourable lady were my wife, I would drink it."

[Acuity]

Originally Posted by Toon

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.


When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.

those two are epic.

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