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Old 22-05-2008, 11:15 AM
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Default Man Has Sex With Cars

Pictured above is Edward Smith and his present day girlfriend named Vanilla, a VW Beetle who looks a lot like Herbie the Love Bug. He also likes Knight Rider and he says he banged Airwolf.

The man has been having sex with cars ever since he was 15 and he claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference.

I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change.
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would it be wrong to ask if he gives or takes?
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Old 22-05-2008, 12:09 PM
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If it's true love you have to learn to give and take
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He wouldn't want to have his way with a car when its exhaust is running hot...

Freak.
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Old 22-05-2008, 12:47 PM
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ohhh my god !!! you've really done it this time.. sick sick sick sick sick
feel free to use the Oficial Freak name.. I give up.
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how does he...... you know.... hmm.... do it?

He even looks creepy
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how does he...... you know.... hmm.... do it?
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While sitting in both the front seats at the same time.
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Hmm.. Im guessing sitting on the shifter?
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I was TRYING to be subtle...
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