Want to understand women? Understand the scoring system

[Keely Hope]

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed..............................................+ 1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows....-1
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...................-1
You leave the toilet seat up..................................-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty............ 0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom...........-2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5
in the snow.............................................. .....+8
but return with beer..........................................-5
and no liners............................................ ....-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night.....................+2
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing............ 0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something..........+5
You pummel it with a six iron................................+10
It's her cat............................................... ..-50

AT THE PARTY

You stay by her side the entire party......................... 0
You stay by her side for a while then go to chat with a friend from school............................................ .......-2
Named Tiffany........................................... ......-4
Tiffany is now a dancer......................................-10
With breast implants.........................................-18

HER BIRTHDAY

You remember her birthday............................... 0
You buy a card and flowers.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner.............................. 0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1
It is a sports bar......................................-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night..........................-3
And your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.............................................. .....-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

You go out with a pal............................... 0
The pal is happily married..........................+1
The pal is single...................................-7
He drives a Ferrari................................-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8 NBED).......-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER

You take her to a movie...................................+2
You take her to a movie she likes.........................+4
You take her to a movie you hate..........................+6
You take her to a movie you like..........................-2
It's called Death Cop III.................................-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans....................-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans....-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable pot belly...........................,.-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.+10
You resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts............-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."...............-800

THE BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding......................-10
You reply, "Where?".............................-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass".........-100
Any other response..............................-20

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....................0
You listen, for over 30 minutes..................................+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience......,..+50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?".........................-100
You have fallen asleep.........................................-200

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH.......

You talk.........................................-100
You don't talk...................................-150
You spend time with her..........................-200
You don't spend time with her....................-500

[zumojuice]

I worry about you lol

[drewbie_wan]

im at like -4983729 points!!!

[Diablos]

Ah things make more sense now, we have a scoring system to it generally goes like this

Hot: 10
+9
+8
+7
+6
+5
+4
+3
+2
+1
0: Average
-1
-2
-3
-4
-5
-6
-7
-8
-9
-10: Minger

Ours is a little simplified obviosuly...

[zumojuice]

I was going to ask you to rate people but well .. umm lets not.

[Christopher Kirsh]

and this relates to graphic design....how?

[drewbie_wan]

notice its in the "Off topic"

it doesnt need to relate.

[tommylogic]

Originally Posted by Christopher Kirsh

and this relates to graphic design....how?

its all part of the "Muse" factor... everyone needs a muse

[d3niss3]

you guys perhaps got the slowest of the points!

ahahahahaha

^^^ that was sooo true and funny!

[Keely Hope]

Originally Posted by Christopher Kirsh

and this relates to graphic design....how?

Always one that doesn't know how to lighten up