5 Myspace Morons

[lolly]

5 Myspace Morons


Money, We all Want it, But those who Have it sure as heck don’t Photograph themselves standing in the mirror holding a couple hundred bucks with the caption “ima rich azz nigga”:


Here are todays Money hungry Profile Gansta’s:

This dude with a high school education, claims to make $250,000 a year. Pretty impressive for someone who wrote the following blog entry about Barrack Obama:
“I iz guna b votN repUblikaN dis elektion cUz obaMa b uh fraUd. dat dur neRd b uH wanNba OG GanGsTa, he nahT no waT eet B lyke awn da streeTz lYke mi n mI BOiz duz. He b Uh ImposTa n b Uh disGraCe 2 uz blaK peePz evreewhur”
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23 years old - Income over $250,000
“IM 23 YEARS OLD I LIKE CHILLIN GOING 2 THE CLUB N SHIT N IM A EASY GOING ASS NIGGA IF U DONT GET MY TIMING WRONG I GOT A GOOD JOB I WORK FOR THE CITY OF BOYNTON IM ASS REAL AS IT GOING TO GET!!!!!GET AT ME!!!!!”
Wow, who knew that the city of Fort Lauderdale offered college dropouts $250,000 a year job. Must be the Size XXXXXL shirt he’s wearing.
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Should be proud of himself. 19 Year old High school dropout with a gun and $380 in his hand. He brags about being crack dealer at 19!
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Caption under this Picture “GET CHA CA$H UP NIGGA”- CAUSE BITCH WE EATIN”
This guy 22 Year old, with no college education claims to make $250,000 a year. Learn to talk first!
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Wow about $350 in your hands, thats impressive. Graduated HS 8 months ago and already making over $250,000 per year. Come on man, if you are making $250,000 a yeah I would expect at least a few hundreds in there, or maybe a gold chain or something.

[zumojuice]

mmmmmm a worrying state of affairs really.

[brokendalek]

What sad b*stards

[Toon]

Cause Bitch We Eatin