12 Step guide to SUCK at web design

[tommylogic]

So you wanna suck at web design? Then read this guide to help achieve your goal.

1. Call yourself a web designer when your only client is your mom.
2. Learn web design from Myspace.
3. You must build your site with tons of Javascript effects.
4. Only build your websites using Front Page.
5. Use Frames on every website you build.
6. Make sure the graphics/photos you use on your website are all pixelated.
7. You must use very annoying animated gifs.
8. Build your website with no clear or consistent navigation structure.
9. Use tons of colors and fonts on your website.
10. Play music or video on your website that you can’t turn off.
11. Put pop-ups on your site.
12. Put a Flash intro with no skip button

WebTecker

[flick]

hah :D soo true!

[zumojuice]

13. Use bright yellow as a main colour
14. Use a huge, bad cut images and a crap font on the front page - and not be doing it ironically.
15. Post it to every forum on the internet knowing full well that it sucks and that there are improvements you could make before it is seen.

[drewbie_wan]

16. host through a company such as tripod or geocities.

[afox]

lol. I love this post.

17. Use really crappy flash everywhere to compensate for your lack of XHTML and CSS abilities.
18. Speak very loudly in design related conversations so people grasp the importance of your presence.

[Acuity]

16. host through a company such as tripod or geocities.

lmao.