20 Worst Song Lyrics

[Toon]

20 Worst Song Lyrics

"Lucky that my breasts

Are small and humble

So you don't confuse

Them with mountains"

--Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever'

[prewe]

[El Peligroso]

wow, some of those are really pants...

can't see why 50Cent is in though "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" is a decent analogy if you ask me

[Bassoonjedi]

LOL

That reminds me of a Tori Amos song. She starts spouting off words a random:

"A Purple, A Monkey"

Marienne - Boys for Pele

[Toon]

Got to be one of the best...

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

[brokendalek]

Just the wording in this one from Van Halen - Why Can't This Be love.

"Only time will tell if we'll stand the test of time".

Shakespeare he isn't!

[Kelly Creative]

Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me.
Today I need something more sub-sub-sub-substantial.
A can of beans or blackeyed peas, some Nescafe and ice,
A candy bar, a falling star, or a reading of Doctor Seuss;

And every other REM song!!

[Toon]

I love the way for years they thought michael stipe was a great song writer then he admitted no REM lyrics actually mean anything they sound nice!

[Kelly Creative]

thats sugarcane that tasted good
thats cinnamon thats hollywood
c'mon c'mon no one can see you try

Imitation of life - REM!!!

[monsta]

It has to be Des'ree and 'Life'.

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park

I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast