20 Worst Song Lyrics

[SugarSpunSister]

Originally Posted by Toon

He did have a lot to moan about I mean he's not exactly blessed in the looks department.

I must be the only girl in the world.....

[Cwilk]

Pretty much all the lyrics to Rappers Delight. But once again, I love that song too.

Here's a sample:

i say a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just ain't no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he ain't finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you don't stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie

[Toon]

is it candy shop or store by fifty pence that's pretty shocking.

[Cwilk]

I actually prefer Weird Al's version of Candy Shop.

[Carrotnapper]

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot (whoa)

[Laura Lynne]

what in earth possess people?

[james]

"Young, black and famous
With money hangin' out the anus"

--Puff Daddy and Mase's 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down'




Wow Puff i can see why you're so rich, Keats had nowt on you boy


*EDIT* Yeah 100 posts! That took longer than most people, ha

[Toon]

congrats

[Laura Lynne]

well done james

[Cwilk]

WTG James!!!!