The best of the worst of LogoSauce

[graphic-designer-joe]

Originally Posted by strev

two ronnies?
What do they do?

They never designed logos

[Kelly Creative]

I've just rated this thread excellent

[strev]

Originally Posted by graphic-designer-joe

They never designed logos

But I'm sure they could do a better job than....

(your fave/worst logo submission goes here)

cleverly steering back to the thread.

[Kelly Creative]

Comedy classic: The Four Candles sketch

An old ironmonger’s shop. A shop that sells everything — garden equipment, ladies’ tights, builders’ supplies, mousetraps — everything. A long counter up and down stage. A door to the back of the shop up left. The back wall also has a counter. Lots of drawers and cupboards up high, so that Corbett has to get a ladder to get some of the goods that Barker orders. RC is serving a woman with a toilet roll. He is not too bright.
Ronnie Corbett: There you are. Mind how you go.

(Woman exits. RB enters — a workman. Not too bright either.) Yes, sir?

Ronnie Barker: Four candles?
RC: Four candles? Yes, sir. (He gets four candles from a drawer.) There you are.
RB: No, fork handles.
RC: Four candles, That’s four candles!
RB: No, fork handles — handles for forks.
RC: Oh, fork handles. (He gets a garden fork handle from the back of the shop.) Anything else?
RB: (Looks at his list.) Got any plugs?
RC: What sort of plugs?
RB: Bathroom — rubber one.
(RC gets box of bath plugs, holds up two different sizes.)
RC: What size?
RB: Thirteen amp!
RC: Oh, electric plugs! (Gets electric plug from drawer.) What else?
RB: Saw tips.
RC: Saw tips? What you want, ointment?
RB: No, tips to cover the saw.
RC: Oh. No, we ain’t got any.
RB: Oh. Got any hoes?
RC: Hoes? Yeah. (He gets a garden hoe from the garden department.)
RB: No — hose.
RC: Oh, hose. I thought you meant hoes. (He gets a roll of garden hose.)
RB: No, hose.
RC: (Gives him a dirty look.) What hose? (He gets a packet of ladies’ tights from a display stand.) Pantie-hose, you mean?
RB: No, ‘O’s! — letter ‘O’s — letters for the gate.
RC: Why didn’t you say so? (He gets ladder, climbs up to cupboard high up on wall, gets down box of letters.) Now, ‘O’s — here we are — two?
RB: Yeah.
RC: Right. (He takes box back up ladder and returns.) Next?
RB: Got any ‘P’s?
RC: Oh, my Gawd. Why didn’t you bleedin’ say while I’d got the box of letters down here? I’m working me guts out here climbing about all over the shop, putting things back and then gettin’ em out again. Now then. (He is back with the box.) How many — two?
RB: No — peas. Three tins of peas.
RC: You’re having me on, ain’t yer? Ain’t yer! (He gets three tins of peas.)
RB: No, I ain’t. I meant tinned peas.
RC: Right. Now what?
RB: Pumps?
RC: Pumps? ’And pumps or foot pumps?
RB: Feet.
RC: Foot pumps. Right. (He goes off, returns with foot pump.) Right.
RB: No, pumps for your feet! Brown pumps, size nine.
RC: You are having me on. I’ve had enough of this. (He gets them from drawer.) Is that the lot?
RB: Washers
RC: (Exasperated.) Windscreen washers, car washers? Dishwashers? Hair washers? Back scrubbers? Lavatory cleaners? Floor washers?
RB: Half-inch washers!
RC: Tap washers! Here, give me the list. I’m fed up with this. (He reads list and reacts.) Right! That does it. That’s the final insult. (Calls through door.) Elsie! Come and serve this customer — I’ve had enough!
(RC stalks off. Elsie enters — a big, slovenly woman with a very large bosom. She takes the list. Reads it.)
Elsie: Right, sir — what sort of knockers are you looking for?


PS.....Ronny says this is s**t...

[strev]

Now I follow. Handles monikers, nicknames, Fork handles, four candles, two ronnies (very funny by the way thx Kelly) no logos. I need another coffee!

[Kelly Creative]

I demand to have some booze

[El Peligroso]

these have to be up there...

NS logo

National Speed 1

Studio727

[Kelly Creative]

Gospastic won't be happy when he hears that

[strev]

Originally Posted by El Peligroso

these have to be up there...

NS logo

National Speed 1

Studio727

These are all shining examples of the very best of the worst.

[strev]

Originally Posted by Kelly Creative

I demand to have some booze

you must have at least two more hours of works to do