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29-05-2007, 12:02 PM
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What The New Job-Lingo Means
What The New Job-Lingo Means
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY" We have no time to train you. "CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED" You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day. "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED" Some time each night and some time each weekend. "DUTIES WILL VARY" Anyone in the office can boss you around. "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality control. "CAREER-MINDED" Female applicants must be childless (and remain that way). "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE" We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE" You'll need it to replace three people who just left. "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST" You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos. "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS" You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS" Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
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29-05-2007, 12:08 PM
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" ...as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."
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29-05-2007, 12:17 PM
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"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. Sounds famillier
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18-06-2007, 08:13 PM
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Very funny.
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22-06-2007, 01:43 PM
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#11. "WORKS WELL UNDER PRESSURE"
You'll be required to sh*t a diamond on demand !!
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31-08-2007, 11:34 AM
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pretty much sounds like my job now!
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31-08-2007, 11:38 AM
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my favourite:
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL" We have no quality control. most like my current job: "DUTIES WILL VARY" Anyone in the office can boss you around. :D
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