Stupid Stuff People ACTUALLY Put On Their Resumes

[hanna]

The layout of your Graphic design resume should be concise, informative, easy-to-read and printed on good quality paper. Prepare a brief career summary using 20 to 30 words. This should encapsulate your skills, your attitude to work, your career goals and the experience you have gained. List your jobs in reverse chronological order. Use short sentences and avoid the use of the first person. For example, if you are applying for a graphic design position the interviewer would be impressed to see previous jobs showing your advance from Junior graphic Designer to Project Manager to Creative Director. Focus on your achievements more than responsibilities. Professional training such as graphic design degrees or qualifications should be listed at the top of 'Education and Graphic Design Training' section, because it's likely to be more relevant to the interviewer. Finally proofread your resume.
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[KaZaaV2]

"I can play well with others"

LOL :D :D :D

[strev]

5. It’s best for employers that I not work with people.

....must be a self starter

[SOTRC]

34. Never been fired, although it could happen anytime now.

That's very accurate for my last full time job.

[BossChase]

34. Never been fired, although it could happen anytime now.

That's my reason for leaning almost every job. I guess after about 3 years at one place the boss doesn't find quite as much humor in my attitude as when I first started.