What people's avatars/profile pictures really mean

[lolly]

Example</TD> <TD bgcolor="#660000">Photo Type</TD> <TD bgcolor="#660000">What They Want
You to Think</TD> <TD bgcolor="#660000">The Truth</TD> </TR><TR><TD width="18%" align="right"></TD> <TD width="24%" bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Blurry</TD> <TD width="24%" bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Artistic</TD> <TD width="34%" bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Has acne, possibly moustache if female</TD> </TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Anime </TD><TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Eccentric, possibly Japanese</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Computer programmer</TD> </TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Holding some sort of alcoholic beverage</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Fun, laid back</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">There has never been a photograph taken of them where they weren't holding an alcoholic beverage</TD> </TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Very closely cropped</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Enigmatic</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Fat</TD> </TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Dude jamming on guitar</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">He's in a popular band and rocks out all the time</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Unemployed</TD> </TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Close-up of breasts, usually in bustier</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Sexy and naughty</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Fat</TD> </TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Face at strange, usually downward, angle</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Eccentric, possibly supermodel</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Unattractive; this is the only good picture of them ever taken</TD> </TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Dark, brooding</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Doesn't care</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Dangerous, possibly a pirate </TD></TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Cartoon character such as Bugs Bunny or Tweety Bird</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Cute, playful</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Immature, probably fat</TD> </TR><TR><TD align="right"></TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Guy with beard sitting on couch</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Sits on the couch a lot,
has a beard</TD> <TD bgcolor="#e2e2e2">Sits on the couch a lot,
has a beard</TD></TR>

[MickyO]

Guy with beard sitting on couch...

Sits on the couch a lot,
has a beard
:larf:

[strev]

guy with beard sitting in a hammock - thats a good one too lolly

[tommylogic]

hmmmph... think mine's pretty self explanitory