make a wish!

[amund]

Sounds fun! Ok so someone makes a wish, then the next poster grants it. Instead of just making it so you have to twist it all to poop.

example.

"I wish I had a dog"

"granted, but the dog is a hairless chihuahua and it has rabies and super strength"

Got it? No.... lets start!


I wish I had one hundred dollars.

[ianm]

granted, but you'll have to cut off your left pinky toe

[amund]

(psst I think I was suppose to tell you to make a wish after you screw up the other user's... damn my half ass rules.)

I wish I were on a shuttle to the moon.

[brokendalek]

granted but you'd have to pee down a tube for the duration!

I wish...I could fly

[Toon]

granted but you will eventually fall

I wish I could have some peace

[brokendalek]

granted but you may have to face war to get the peace

I wish that I didn't have to go to work tomorrow

[El Peligroso]

Granted but you'll have to stay home and talk to Cold Callers all day

I wish I had a better car

[brokendalek]

granted but one day it will break down

I wish I had a dog

[amund]

granted but it's a toy dog that poops every two seconds.

I wish I were as sexy as Lara Croft.

[jwade_m]

Granted but you have to live inside the Playstation.

I wish I could be invisible