The Estetica Something Interesting Thread

[skunkbad]

I went fishing earlier this week, and caught a couple barracudas. I have a smoker, which is like a special barbeque that makes what you put in it taste smoky. I fired up the smoker last night, after letting the barracuda marinate in the fridge for the last two days. Smoke was going everywhere, and my wife was instantly ****** off. First off, she doesn't like fish, and secondly the smoke was stinking up everything outside and getting inside a little as I went in and out. Anyways, the barracuda ended up tasting awesome in the end, and I went to bed quite late.

As I slept I had a dream that the police came to my house. There was two of them, and they were saying that 83 neighbors had complained about the smoke. They were asking weird questions, and saying that certain neighbors were thinking about suing me. I woke up and burst out laughing!

[tommylogic]

funny.. well you could have been smoking skunk

[Acuity]

I have seen 4 guns pulled and used in front of me in my lifetime.

[crazyleaf]

While on vacation a few years back, one of my ex-girlfriends slept with my best friend while I was with his girlfriend (my best friend's) at the hospital (she had a minor accident). When we got home I slept both with his sister and her (my ex's) sister.

[Acuity]

Originally Posted by crazyleaf

While on vacation a few years back, one of my ex-girlfriends slept with my best friend while I was with his girlfriend (my best friend's) at the hospital (she had a minor accident). When we got home I slept both with his sister and her (my ex's) sister.

badman

[tommylogic]

Originally Posted by crazyleaf

While on vacation a few years back, one of my ex-girlfriends slept with my best friend while I was with his girlfriend (my best friend's) at the hospital (she had a minor accident). When we got home I slept both with his sister and her (my ex's) sister.

at the same time... now that'd be hot

[Acuity]

Originally Posted by crazyleaf

While on vacation a few years back, one of my ex-girlfriends slept with my best friend while I was with his girlfriend (my best friend's) at the hospital (she had a minor accident). When we got home I slept both with his sister and her (my ex's) sister.

This truly is beautiful. One of my worst weaknesses is pride. If my best friend had violated prehistoric man ancient unwritten codes like this, this is the type of biblical payback that I would embark upon aswell.


Fact No.2) i am half south african, one quarter st lucian and one quarter portugese

[crazyleaf]

Originally Posted by tommylogic

at the same time... now that'd be hot

Lol ... unfortunately not at the same time. That would have been almost poetic ...

[Whitley Journalism]

Originally Posted by PR Design

That's pretty bad that, Tommy.

I was just moments away from becoming brain-dead once. I got knocked unconscious pretty severely and the doctors told my mum and dad to prepare for the worst as it was more than likely I would be a vegetable. I was hooked up to machines and stopped breathing and everything. No oxygen was getting to my brain for ages. Luckily I pulled through though :)

Who said you pulled through?

[Whitley Journalism]

Originally Posted by tommylogic

Another motorcycle mishap...

I had just tuned up a bike & was testing it before a race. Pulled out, ass-end got loose, got clipped by another bike, hit a curb. The front end popped up & the shield on the bike came up and hit me in the mouth. The shield somehow went up between my top lip and front teeth.. separated my lip from my face all the way up to just below my eyes as it broke my nose and the works. I never saw so much blood. When I lifted my lip up to survey the damage, blood squirted about 3 feet.

Your face must be smashed up mate.


Erm... me, well I was playing amateur rugby aged 13 and whilst challenging for an aerial ball on the wing (I was playing centre btw) I was knocked by this proper fat ***** who was four years older than me and I fell backwards. My instinctive reaction to put my arms out proved to be the worst thing to do as my ulna came bursting out of my forearm... Quite painful let me tell you.


After the fat 17 year old was leathered by my team mates, I was taken to hospital and had a cast all the way up my arm.

The 17 year old was later discovered and handed a two year playing ban in the Yorkshire combination league. - I hope I see him this season (My first season of open-age rugby league)