***Estetica Confessional***

[zumojuice]

Right, it's time to confess your sins and past mis-givings to the board....

I have sinned! This will be my first confession...

When I was around 14, I purposefully deleted folders on a windows computer that I thought were spam or dodgy because they had names like 'Java' and 'Kernal' - causing the owner of said PC to have to reinstall the whole system... opps..........

[PR Design]

My best one:

At a party a friend and I accidentally snapped a 'park' bench clean in two. We propped it back up in a fashion that looked as it was okay, and as it was dark you really couldn't tell it was bust. A few hours later (early hours of the morning) we heard screaming tears from a massive girl. I mean award winningly fat.

It turns out that, in the dark, she'd walked over to the bench to sit down (she was very drunk) and as it was literally holding itself up, it gave out. The lass thought her own fat self had broken it and was wailing about being overweight and it really ruined what little self confidence she had left.

We never told her...

[...Gav]

i pished in a ice cream maker and froze it

2 days later i sold it to my mate for 50p

[zumojuice]

This is already my new favourite thread....

I was pushed my sister into a river because she was trying to annoy me, but dad couldn't punish me because he was too busy trying not to laugh...

[LeadMagnet]

Originally Posted by PR Design

My best one:

At a party a friend and I accidentally snapped a 'park' bench clean in two. We propped it back up in a fashion that looked as it was okay, and as it was dark you really couldn't tell it was bust. A few hours later (early hours of the morning) we heard screaming tears from a massive girl. I mean award winningly fat.

It turns out that, in the dark, she'd walked over to the bench to sit down (she was very drunk) and as it was literally holding itself up, it gave out. The lass thought her own fat self had broken it and was wailing about being overweight and it really ruined what little self confidence she had left.

We never told her...

OMG! You sir, deserve an award, that's hilarious.

[PR Design]

Another one was acquiring a digital copy of my school's prospectus through the printers I worked at:
I saved myself a copy, changed it all so exam results were bad, gave the staff bad write ups, and basically painted the school in a really bad light.

I printed a copy off and slipped it into the stack of 'real' ones... they all got handed out to parents that night (open evening)!

[PR Design]

Originally Posted by LeadMagnet

OMG! You sir, deserve an award, that's hilarious.

Cheers, glad you like. It's still one of the funniest things I've ever done.

[zumojuice]

Harry is a criminal....

[PR Design]

Oh I've got loads! Just telling ...Gav about a few on GTalk.

[LeadMagnet]

Until i can remember something better:
When i was 14, my dad put a BIOS password on the family pc so i couldn't use it (i was building up a big phonebill from internet usage).
He'd let me on it for a limited duration on some days, so one day, i took the lead from my compass, a piece of sandpaper and sprinkled a thin layer of lead dust onto all the keys of the keyboard, then i got him to turn on the pc for me. I was able to work out the password from the keys he pressed :P