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Men vs. Women Language
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a cup. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n . Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. |
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