Branded Condom Slogans

[cerus]

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• Pork. The Other White Meat. -- National Pork Board
• You're in good hands with Allstate (but why am I wearing a condom?). -- Allstate
• Taking Care of Business. -- Office Depot
• When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight (even though you wish you could ask them to leave). -- Fed Ex
• So easy a caveman can do it. (God, and they do too -- probably more than anyone else EXCEPT THEY NEVER WRAP IT UP) -- GEICO
• I'm lovin' it. -- McDonald's
• M'm! M'm! Good! -- Campbell's Soup
• It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. -- Perdue Farms
• It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. -- Timex
• Home of the Whopper. -- Burger King
• Connecting People. -- Nokia
• Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. -- Almond Joy/Mounds
• Give me a break, give me a break; break me off a piece of that penis -- Kit Kat

[Sammy]

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When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight