Business Cards made of meat, Awesome! These are the original and one-and-only laser etched beef jerky business cards! Why do you need your contact info seared into dried beef with a laser? Well, Should you find that your corporate team building dog sledding exercise through the snowy wilderness has gone awry, DO NOT eat your teammates. Instead consume the delightful laser etched meatcards that you were planning on handing out at that evening’s networking soirée. Then you can survive your coworkers until rescue and watch them try to roughly swallow their die cut, foil stamped, cotton bond business cards with handfuls of melted snow.



MEAT CARDS: Business Cards Made From MEAT AND LASERS