Man, to short man with red hair: What's at the end of the rainbow?
Red-haired man, with Irish accent: Why, it's a bag of hos!
--56th & 3rd
Gangsta #1: ... And then these bitches...
Gangsta #2: Wo-men. N*gga, they're women!
--26th & 8th
New Yorker: So, having a romantic evening in New York?
Tourist: Yeah... I went sex toy shopping last night.
--Columbia University
Hipster girl #1: Yeah, after he got up I told him it would probably be better to look at the girl he's having sex with next time.
Hipster girl #2: Good life lesson.
--Wilburg Café
Mid-western mother to suit crossing against light: Excuse me, sir?
Suit, in mid-intersection: Yes?
Mother: You're setting a bad example for my daughter -crossing against the light.
Suit, continuing on his way: Yes, I am.
--45th & 5th
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