A Case Of The Computer Cooties
Software Company | Dublin, Ireland
(The office downstairs sometimes calls up to us for tech support. They’re not too great with computers.)
Guy from downstairs: “I think one of the computers has a virus.”
Me: “Ok, which one?”
Guy: “The one in the middle of the office.”
(This seems strange, as I remember that they don’t have any computers in the middle of the room.)
Me: “Have you moved the computers recently?”
Guy: “Yeah, we put it in the middle of the office so the other computers wouldn’t catch the virus!”
(I went downstairs and a disconnected desktop stands in all its glory in the middle of the room. It didn’t have a virus.)