Chick #1: Can you hand me my eye drops? They're in my bag.
Dude: What do you need them for?
Chick #1: My eye-ritis.
Dude: Wait... Eye-ritis? Like arthritis?
Chick #1: Yeah...
Chick #2: Guess how she got it? She slapped herself! [Laughs.]
Chick #1: And now I probably have AIDS.
--Columbia University
Man: Yeah, I'm from the middle of nowhere in Pennsylvania.
Professor: Oh? Do you commute here?
Man: No, sir... It's over a seven-hour drive.
Professor: Oh, yes... Right. Pennsylvania...
--W 12th St, New School
Rich girl to friend: I couldn't decide between the Marc Jacobs sweater and the Dior jacket. It was like Sophie's Choice.
--Outside NYU dorm
Black queer on cell, flailing arms as rat crosses his path: Oh my god, a giant rat just went by! It was as large as a purse!
--93rd & Broadway
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Beauty is in the eye.......that's it
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