Black lady: Listen, you camel jockey, I don't care what you say, you was wrong to do that!
Middle Eastern man: Oh, shut up, you stupid n*gga! I'm tired of hearing your sh*t! Go f*ck yourself!
Black woman passerby: Oh my god, who the hell are you to be talking to my beautiful black sister like that?! You ain't got no right to talk to anybody black like that!
Black lady: B*tch, who the sh*t are you? Don't be talkin' to my husband like that!
--W 4th St station
Nerd chick: So, are you gonna see Ahmadinejad speak today, or go to the rally or anything?
Bimbette: Nah... I thought maybe I would, but then I realized I could totally just wait 'til it comes out on YouTube or whatever. It's like, why even bother?
--Barnard College
Five-year-old boy pointing at large statue of naked man: Look how small his whizzer is, Mommy!
Mother: It's not nice to point, Jake.
Five-year-old boy: But he's not a real person... Look how small it is!
--Time Warner Center Mall
Drunk guy #1: That's not even right, man. That girl is too hot to be standing next to that fugly woman.
Drunk guy #2: Excuse me, ma'am, could you move a few steps to the left? You're upsetting my friend.
--7 train
Thugette: I just want to go some place where I feel comfortable.
Thug: I just want to go some place where I can **** on you.
--East Village
Tourist guy: How do I get to Essex Street from here?
New Yorker guy: Go down about seven or eight blocks, make a left, and ask somebody there.
--St. Mark's Pl & 2nd Ave
Girl #1: I hope if I ever go back to London, I run into that French guy I hooked up with last time.
Girl #2: Well, maybe when you go back you'll meet a new French guy.
Girl #1: Looking specifically to meet French guys in London? I dunno, that seems like looking to buy a bra in a hardware store.
Girl #2: Yeah, but imagine you find that perfect B-cup in amongst the drills and such.
--C train
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