07-02-2008, 07:03 PM
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Netvibes is an Addiction™
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Sheffield, UK
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Four-year-old kid, picking nose: Mom! Mom! [Kid holds out booger.]
Mom: Where the f*ck did you get that? Your nose? What the f*ck do I want that for?
Four-year-old kid: Ummm...
Mom: That's f*cking gross! Drop that shit! [Mom grabs kid's wrist and shakes vigorously until booger is dropped.] Now, give me a chip! [Kid gives mom a chip with booger hand.]
--A train
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