Guy #1: Dude, you know what I realized? I really miss Allison*.
Guy #2: Yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah. Like, we talk on IM, but I haven't seen her since the summer, and I was just such a dick at the end, y'know?
Guy #2: Yeah...
Guy #1: I told her we should hang out over break.
Guy #2: Yeah... You wanna get a beer?
Guy #1: Are you even listening?
Guy #2: Yeah. Hey, you want Thai?
Guy #1: Unbelievable. Next time you come crying to me about how the girl in your building has a boyfriend, I'm gonna hang up on you.
Guy #1: This might be the gayest conversation we've ever had.
Guy #2: Agreed. Can we go Saki-bombing?
--49th St
Black guy: Excuse me, brotha, may I borrow your phone for two minutes?
Old man: Sure.
Black guy, on phone: Wassup, baby? I'm on the line for the liquor store right now... What the **** you mean 'What line'? The line to get into the ******' liquor store! ... I said, the ******' line fo' the ******' liquor store! You ******' retarded? I said the ******'-- Oh, okay. [Hangs up, handing the phone back] She already got the liquor!
--Outside liquor store, Webster Ave
Teen thugette: You know who sexy? Mickey Mouse. That nigga sexy!
--Q11 bus, Queens
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