Girl #1: So, we have a bet -- if I have sex first, then I have to wear a shirt that she's written all over, but if she-- [looks around].
Girl #2: If she what?
Girl #1: ... I'll tell you later. I feel like people are listening, and I don't want to end up on some website.
--Starbucks, 51st & Broadway
Male college student: Hmmm... I think maybe I'll order something.
Horny female companion: You should, since we both know you haven't eaten anything today.
Male college student: Oh, no -- I had lunch earlier...
Horny female companion: That was a sexual innuendo, stupid.
--Starbucks, 115th & Broadway
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