Once upon a time there was a boy called Hardan who designed logos every single night and once asked for help every 3 minutes. Clearly he was a chicken wing. Joe kissed the first chicken furiously before running away with Zumo and a homosexual alien called Henry.
Zumo coughed loudly when Hardan grabbed his Photoshop again from his shelf above his porsche. Joe however decided that Toon needed help with controlling members who were being overly disloyal and joining Yahoo to annoy Google by taking tape-monkeys off SugarSpunSister. Meanwhile Carrotnapper was wondering how Crazyleaf got so annoyed at Mute who was horny when crazyleaf's picture came floating towards Laura Lynne.
Prewe was drinking tequila again while Mick Hawkes was busy with his rather fit wife who loved Mute only once due to his small minded attitude. EP however hated how easily Kelly spoke to his alter ego, Hardan about love, life and biscuits. KH-Labz had major bladder weakness which stopped him eating tuna mayonnaise while scratching someones ear. When all hell broke loose, he started flapping about wildly with sealions.
Brokendalek exterminated everything whilst chewing vigerously on her camera case. Kira-Dee thrust herself onto Toon even though he wanted to change hands with Prewe who was lurking under a nearby tramp sharing brothel doorway. El Peligroso obviously wanted to liase with Zumojuice regarding hypnosis of tortoises, purely because of personal hygiene reasons.
After lunch Russ farted radioactively, destroying Mute's confidence in Crazyleaf forum, luckily his bottom rule was don't trust tepe when he's drunk and eating Hardans tasty templates that dripped in the grease. This was off topic and smelt tremendously like carrotnapper's hairspray and his hair crumbled like a mountain, however zumojuice ran in circles around the gay brigade waving his arms frantically at Toon who was busy baking cookies for SugarSpunSister. Brokendalek screamed as Mute unleashed his Illustrator and declared that Crazyleaf was under aged to participate in what was about turn. However, Tepe and Mick Hawkes who snatched Toon's laptop, rendering furiously at porno theatres where EP usually pondered world domination with Hardan.
Cwilk, disgusted at Gangster rap and Palm trees, suddenly leaped onto the brewery and burped in Toons big nostral shaped microphone holder, blowing air up his armpit flatulently. MickHawkes groaned profusely while skydiving with Kelly and Sarah, dangling from his ears attractively. By the time brokendalek screwed lightbulbs into Carrotnapper's ears, Andy1982 had discovered his Kneecaps sagged.
Skysportswidow discussed Monty Panesar's lack of mojo flavoured Zumojuice. Cenadmusic also weighed Mute's nose ring twice, to make sure that it wasn't a rodant's equivalent of Mitsubishi tyres decorated with polka dots making exaggerated ee-awring noises, revving continuously whilst smoking pipe cleaners. On the top of the mountain side lived crazyleaf and prewe who wanted to waterski like trained rhinoceros once danced upon an eggshell, pirouetting continuously with r-merone cheering frantically and hardans lil bro vomited while making logos on illy and also pretending he was sneezing.
Whitey-Wonder erected while hardan demolished snowballs and harpoons like a good christian when out of the cellar an apple mac catapulted burning sheepskin coats, embossed with strange calligraphy. Luckily Brokendalek happened to erase Carrotnapper's quill, unknowingly unleashing Hermits earlobe far further than Toon's Mac, creating unimaginable envy within Knottyash.
Ouch! cried hardan, Monsta you're sitting on my logo, Bassoonjedi wondered where he was, this place wasn't kansas, Dorothy!
Infact Laura Lynne held the key to the Lavey's laboratory where Carrotnapper raised curiously small Testubes of doom juice. Laughing, he scratched furiously at Kelly's box of animal toenails, while Joe was Javascripting revenge of tea-bags upon Toon's script's. Mick belched the National-anthem as-well as farting locomotion musicly while bungee-jumping from Toon's Meta-Tag tree.
Way off in the distance Starscream pondered if Joe had caught Kylie searching for chickens amongst pigeons. James pirouetted daintily on Laura Lynne while prewe cart-wheeled the homeless out among crocodiles feet while petting his glass through Tepe's guitar fingers and feet.
Kira-Dee looked at ianm with a smile, creepily remincent of Jaws on coke, all sparkly eyed and cracked her whip violently in the direction of EP's scrot-rot which Joe flicked at Andy violently, Screaming "Slave trader", pulls out His penknife and whittles a flute... and behold a magic font appeared within the circumference surrounding the gleaming eyes of Tepe's Mongoose feathers and beak.
EP was masturbating vigorously over images of beautiful Polar-Bears when the scantily clad Mack unashamedly joined ianm licking his scabs even though the blood oozing through wasn't pantone 281 like the mug shot provided by his increasingly beating member. Somehow Dave managed to enter Mack. Worried for his health, kelly grabbed ianm's tub of weedkiller and smeered lipstick over Dave who outrageously slapped emma. Obviously EP couldn't control this situation, something was clearly distorted out-of-hours which exploded literally though this terrible episode, mongoosing has advantages although metamorphasising isn't chocolate but whoever farted was in-trouble with kira-dee. Not wanting supernoodles, Gordon Brown demanded tofu with cheese for lunch. A long walk ensued gradual fondling of emmas derriere, Dave stripped off to his pink toe-nails in kellys thong Daves hand slipped up kira's hamster ball shaped hat.
Toon designed web 3.0 braille-edition logos for silly Aussies whilst tommylogic pondered coding penis sites for free pims flavoured ice-lollies. Meanwhile Emma dreamed of chocolate carrotnapper's with huge cherry bubbles bursting above her maracas.
Alison slapped Alex's twanger using her hand forcefully that created a major mark on Alex's ding-a-ling causing EP to photograph them riding bareback across dirt.
Once kelly's refrigerator light stopped disco-dancing, demons eating pudding with Mack backed hard boiled hamster poo. Great Scot, carrotnapper yelled as Cwilk spanked EP with rocking-horse precision compass points until he passed-out. Where egg-fried-rice flavoured fo shizzle ya-nizzle-mo-fo talk to elephants in what look like maggots eating KFC droppings.
Flick flickered periodically, shouting abuse explosively at Prewe, who drank Strev's home-brew before salivating over pies which contained cheese barely fragrant. Once in prison, Jeela shouted loudly at Sara who pranced around Mick teasing him with her feminine feathers and charm.
PR Design waited for his escort to introduce himself to everyone whilst releaving himself into Kira-Dee's massive Betty-Boop shaped box. Meanwhile Toon gazed hopelessley at petra with his new telescope whilst picking on Prewe's hair-cut.
From Peru to Timbuktu, Strev looked like tired monkies testicles–which Alison is quite knowledgeable about, and in fact, has written two books on the subject– in between photo assignments in deepest, darkest Glasgow. In-fact the man from Speyside, "Jimmy" as they all called him, recognized Arkady as the mysterious stranger seen taking pictures of wildlife in the surrounding countryside.
From nowhere, appeared blueocto in a fetching red man u jersey singing at the top of her lungs, "who-r-ya-who-r-ya". Looking for home made eccles cakes to serve with her brighton rock, she resigned herself to the fact that no-one knew css quite like the remarkable one known simply as "PR" which whilst w*nking off at Tommylogic's latest design brief managed to offend Broken Dalek.
Clearly we contemplated suicide using freehand selection tools frequently without diplomacy. Waiting patiently inside out, licking windows waiting
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