Man #1: Dude, Van Halen rocks!
Man #2: Um, that's not Van Halen.
Man #1: What?!
--Men's room, Jethro Tull concert
Employee: Welcome to Staples! Can I help you find something?
Lucky guy: Yeah, actually -- staples.
--Staples, Union Square
Hobo: I was leaving my wife. I realized I didn't have to run away, I could just walk. The bitch couldn't fit through the door.
--A train
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