Punk girl: The two of you seemed to get along at the party.
Mechanic guy: Yeah, he's cool. We should hang out more.
Punk girl: You're kidding, right? You're so not getting all BFF with my husband.
Mechanic guy: Why not? Because we're f*cking? He has no idea.
Punk girl: My husband and my side f*ck can not be friends. It just doesn't work.
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